Bi-polar bears

• I like to dress up like an white arctic bear and I have sex with men and women.
  I think I might be bi-polar.
  
• What’s the most manic and psychotic animal in the world?
  The bi-polar bear.
  
• A bear wakes up in the forest and goes behind a bush to take a shit. While he's taking a dump he sees a little rabbit nearby doing the same.
     "Hey there, little fella, what you doin'?" the bear says, trying to strike up a friendly conversation.
     "Hi there, Mr Bear," replies the rabbit. "I’m taking a dump."
     "You ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" enquires the bear.
     “Nope,” replies the rabbit.
  So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.