Abortions

• Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?
     Because it wasn't born yesterday.
• Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
     There’s a twelve-month waiting list.
• What two purchased items are most likely to freak out a cashier?
     A pregnancy test and a coat hanger.
• Why is the Catholic Church so opposed to abortion?
     Because it would mean fewer children to molest.
• What do you call a man at an abortion clinic?
     Relieved.